Sphincteronies Inc.

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We are a law firm.

We make mini raviolis in the shape of an anus.

We are a monopoly.

Product photo of a bowl full of mini raviolis that are shaped like an anus

Testimonials:

"I never knew I needed legal advice and delectable mini raviolis in one place until I found Sphincteronies Inc.! My experience with their anus-shaped mini raviolis has been mind-bogglingly delicious. And when it comes to legal matters, their team's expertise is unparalleled. As a resident of Easton, I can confidently say that Sphincteronies Inc. is not just a company but a necessity - because where else can you find both legal prowess and culinary delights shaped like well, you know. Kudos to their innovative monopoly!"

-David Markowitz

Easton, PA

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Sphincteronies Inc. - 2024 - A law firm monopoly that specializes in making anus shaped mini raviolis.